- My dog is ten years old now and has psychological problems. He will only poop on cement since having an impacted anal gland. This does not make me happy as this means he poops on the sidewalk leading to our house, or the front porch. I hate him.
- Simon really needs to sleep in his own bed so I can have sex with my husband.
- I cannot wait for the weight loss after my tonsillectomy. I hope to be 150 pounds by July.
- Right now I am drinking a Sam Adams Lager. No weight loss drinking like that.
- Cami is going to Valencia, Spain this summer on an exchange program. I want to be her.
- Josiah has a very small head and huge feet. He is almost 9 years old.
- Sometimes raising children feels like being pecked to death by a duck.
- Mark Zuckerberg could be the antichrist. Think about it.
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Random thoughts...
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2 comments:
Bwahahaha! Raising children does feel like being pecked to death by a duck!!
Reading through your past musings (because I'm avoiding work OBVIOUSLY), and this one CRACKED ME UP. Love you. I'm so glad I got to see your face! Wish we lived closer. FACT.
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